







whenever i see his & her pillow cases to buy or make all i can think is
(via fandom-feminist)
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
“Not-a-single-lady Canada”, I just lost it.
(via himecon)
Answer: Gilgamesh
Gilgamesh: Fool. Do not pick the obvious choice. Why are you giving me an honest answer when this is just some entertainment to stave off boredom?
Hah. Well, that is unavoidable. You are exposed at such a proximity to my aura, of course you would commit blasphemy.
Very well. I shall forgive you on this occasion. However, give up. You are quite far from my preference. You are four thousand years too early.[Four thousand years, what an utterly flawless rejection…!
And what’s with these feelings of sadness…
We were just discussing some trivial feelings, why in the world did I take damage?]That horrible feeling when you realize that Gil basically expects everyone who meets him to want him to bang them.
a reasonable expectation
An absurd assumption.
(via himecon)
Middle Earth/Hobbit inspired skirts on Etsy from Rooby and Linda Newton
the top one, give it to me NOW
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